DALnetizen - Pick-up Lines Not to Use

Worst Valentine's Pick-Up Lines

Do you find duct tape erotic?
Want to smoke some crack and hump until noon tomorrow?
Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I've been saving my virginity for 30 years for someone like you.
You know, if I cut your arms off you'd look just like the Venus de Milo.
Aren't you the one I used to throw dog shit at when we were kids?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is but a light switch away!
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
Don't let this 60 inch waist fool you, i'm a good mover!
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Wow, great set of legs - what time do they open?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
So...you're a girl huh?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? No? Want to do lunch then?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You know you have spanner eyes, they're screwing my nuts up.