Top 10 least popular valentine marketing
10. Hallmark's "Your Cheatin' Heart" line of cards for that special mistress in your life
9. MCI's Weepy Wednesday -- free calls to all your ex-girlfriends all day
8. The Democratic National Party Valentines -- with Actual Bleeding Hearts!!
7. Microsoft's Valentine96 -- Coming this August!!
6. Get Shot Down by a Fabulous Supermodel!! Call 1-900 URA-JERK
5. HealthAmerica's Free Double Heart Bypass with Every Doctor's Visit
4. Michael and Lisa Marie's "Forever Romance" Perfume
3. The Victoria's Secret Sale: If You Don't Have a Girlfriend, Don't Waste Your Money
2. Richard Simmons' Valentine Happy Hug Service
1. Soldier of Fortune Magazine: Be My Valentine... OR DIE!!!
Top 10 least popular valentines chocolate gift sets
10. Mystery Cream
9. Chocolate center, coated in chocolate nougat, dipped in chocolate with chocolate sprinkles. (W/cup of chocolate dipping sauce)
8. Anatomically correct chocolate hearts
7. Chocolate covered fish nuggets
6. Michael Jackson's White Chocolate Sampler
5. Whitman's pre-bitten chocolate sampler (the first bite is taken so you can see what it is.)
4. Russian Roulette Sampler (one candy is filled with cyanide, can you guess which?)
3. William Shatner's "Captain's Log"
2. Blondie's chocolate covered "Hearts of Glass"
1. Love Fudge
·Angelwink· *Valentines 2002*
