DALnetizen - 10 Ways to Spot a Script Kiddie

Top 10 Ways To Spot A Script Kiddie

He's only awake when school's out.
He talks like a gangster rapper and calls all his friends 'homie', although he's actually a pale, spotty, obese, middle class 13 year old from the suburbs.
The day before learning how to run smurf.c he was in #DALnethelp asking a 'mirc cop' how to register a nickname.
He pretends that digital camera his Aunt Ethel gave him for Christmas was carded.
The only website he ever managed to deface was The Ohio Lady's Quilt Making Circle, and even then he spelt all his greets wrong.
That ima.leet.hax0r.to virtual host is actually hiding his AOL dial-up.
He boasts about having sex with lots of chicks, in fact the nearest he's ever come to a sexual experience was his neighbour's dog sniffing his crotch.
Every time there are network problems due to broken links, crashed routers, cut fibre etc he claims to have been the cause with his leet packeting skills.
He'd like to call himself a subversive, but unfortunately he can't spell the word.
He realises his phreaking skills aren't up to much when Mom confronts him with a $2000 phone bill and 6 month's worth of yard duties.