The official ezine of the DALnet IRC Network March, 2002 Issue.

Letter from the Editor DALnet People - User Interview - Aries1 - IRCop Interview - Fuggs - DALneter of the Month - Interview - Molly - Music to IRC To - Channel Review - #Nohack - Meet the Team Techies Corner Fun Stuff - Miss_Star's Astrology - All You Wanted To Know About Cybersex - 10 Ways to Spot a Script Kiddie - Male Drivers - 80s Lyric Quiz The Moving Pen - Book Review - Excession by Iain M Banks - Poem - Weekday Perl Poem - Poem - The Other End of Life - Poem - For a Friend - Short Story - Alestra Feedback Past Issues - Past Issues

Weekday Perl Poem by Trahojen $\ = "\n"; foreach my $day (qw-monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday-) { foreach my $hour (9..17) { foreach my $minute (0..59) { print "$hour:$minute each ${day} sucks bigtime!" } } print "...and then some." } ©Trahojen 2002