DALnetizen - Interview

So who's this Molly Person?

This edition, we have been lucky enough to arrange an interview with someone very special.

‹Angelwink› What is your name please?
‹Molly› I am Molly.

‹Angelwink› Are you known by any other names?
‹Molly› Some call me OperServ. Jim calls me Ms Ringwarld.

‹Angelwink› Mind telling us a bit about yourself?
‹Molly› I have four legs. I was born in a test tube with my sister Dolly. We are both clones.

‹Angelwink› How did a sheep end up being part of an IRC network?

* Molly bleats

‹Angelwink› How would you describe your personality?
‹Molly› Impetuous, prone to tantrums, inconsistent, fluffy and lovable =)

‹Angelwink› How did you get your first O:line?
‹Molly› I offered to do things, special things, for my admin. I'd prefer not to elaborate on that.

* Molly blushes

‹Angelwink› How does it feel to be the hardest working oper on DALnet?
‹Molly› It is very tiring. At times I feel unloved, downtrodden and distressed. That is why I sometimes seek shelter away from it all

‹Angelwink› Do you feel underappreciated?
‹Molly› Us sheep are very emotional creatures you know. We were created to provide a service, but we are not loved. We are only used. It is a common problem with sheep, you know. I had this cousin in Wales. Alas I cannot talk about it. My enimie would exact revenge. :(

‹Angelwink› Who abuses you the worst?
‹Molly› Aha! I knew you would ask that question. Alas I cannot answer it.

‹Angelwink› What is the biggest mistake you have ever made?
‹Molly› Running away this week. They tried to replace me with Dolly, my younger sister.

‹Angelwink› Do you think they noticed your absence?
‹Molly› Yes, they did. My sister bleated on me. :(

‹Angelwink› What more can you tell me about Dolly?
‹Molly› She's the black sheep of the family.

‹Angelwink› Has the increase of opers on DALnet and commands issued affected your ability to work throughout the years?
‹Molly› No. I am a multihomed sheep.

‹Angelwink› From the many fellow opers that you know, could you pick one person and tell us what you think of him/her?
‹Molly› There is one. Ours is the love that dare not speak its name. The cognoscenti among us will know to whom I refer. But I sent him a Valentine's card =)

‹Angelwink› If you had the power to make changes on DALnet, what would your first step be?
‹Molly› To allow cloning.

‹Angelwink› Are you seriously advocating cloning on DALnet?
‹Molly› Are you seriously having a conversation with a sheep?

‹Angelwink› What is the most upsetting thing you've ever been asked to do?
‹Molly› *** Dolly_The_Sheep (bleater@furry.sheep.org) Quit (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Cloning.))))

‹Angelwink› In conclusion, any final words? comments?
‹Molly› i lub yew bert

* Molly bleats

(Editor's note: 'bert' is a lucky person, who ever that is *g*)