DALnetizen - Miss_Star's Astrology

Miss_Star's Astrological Compatibility Chart

May - Taurus

Taurus with:

ARIES

The hot-blooded hordes of Asia (Aries) used to regularly ravage the reclining body of the Roman Empire (Taurus) so take care.

TAURUS

This one would be rather like waking up to find a snoring Donald Duck on the next pillow - thought provoking, if not nauseous.

GEMINI

Be kind, caring and sympathetic, and hope like hell that someone shows up soon to claim it. Whatever it is, you don't want it.

CANCER

This one generally comes equipped with built in surprises like a ready made family, or a flock of debt collectors or some such challenge.

LEO

This one dotes on blatant admiration, on flagrant flattery and on perpetual adoration - and that's the key if you want to turn it on.

VIRGO

This is the stranger in the night, of Gypsy lore, who turns your life upside down, then fades, nameless, back into the night.

LIBRA

Many of you will "retire" with this one. Having exhausted all other combinations. Peaceful and complimentary is the best description.

SCORPIO

If tension, palpitations, night sweats, heartburn and trembling limbs is your idea of bliss, let me introduce you to this Scorpio.

SAGITTARIUS

Every young Taurus should have one to play with. Every mature Taurus should have one to play with. They're so - so - so -.

CAPRICORN

They were made to work hard and make money. You were made to appreciate beauty and spend money. Get together!

AQUARIUS

Just when you thought you knew everything - bang - this misfit of the signs shambles into your sultry sight and - bang - bang -.

PISCES

This one has all the attraction of a nervy tooth that your tongue just has to keep on touching. Watch out if your dentist is also a Pisces.