The official ezine of the DALnet IRC Network August/Sept, 2002 Issue.

Letter from the Editor DALnet People - User Interview - Freddie_mercury - IRCop Interview - Raditz - DALneter of the Month - Music to IRC To The Moving Pen Amaranthine - Poem Escape - Poem Moon - Poem Sea - Poem Silence - Poem Water - Poem Fun Stuff - Miss_Star's Astrology - Family Unfortunates - Doh! - Squawks - The Confessional In Real Life - Tea For Anyone? - What If? - The Perfect Body – Thinness and Slim Techie's Corner - IRC's Birthday - Looking into Lindows - Adding SSL to ircd - Securing NON-SSL aware Network Daemons using OpenSSL and Stunnel Past Issues - Past Issues

Family Unfortunates Family Fortunes is a notoriously bad English game show where members of the public are asked questions and a family team of contestants in the studio have to guess the most popular answer. Sometimes the answers are not quite right... Question: A famous Parisian landmark? Answer: Hawaii Question: An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man? Answer: Underpants Question: Something that flies without an engine? Answer: A bicycle with wings Question: Something that floats in the bath? Answer: Water Question: A bird with a long neck? Answer: Naomi Campbell Question: An ingredient in chicken stuffing? Answer: Chicken Question: A dangerous race? Answer: The Arabs Question: Something with a red light on it? Answer: A Dalek Question: A non-living object with legs? Answer: A plant Question: An animal used as a form of transport? Answer: Turtle Question: Something you open other than a door? Answer: Your bowels Question: An occupation where you need a torch? Answer: A burglar Question: An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers? Answer: Horse Question: The first place detectives look for fingerprints? Answer: The floor Question: Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him? Answer: His name Question: Something a blind man might use? Answer: A sword © your copyright 2002