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[These are from my collection, send in your own before you get sick of seeing mine ;) - Ed]
Did you know? In Texas, a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
<@Ponder> oh no <@Ponder> my jeans are wet
<+ponkx> HELP ME! I think I am being stalked. <+ponkx> This guy is everywhere. <+ponkx> Every channel I go to he is on. <+ponkx> But he refuses to talk to me. <+ponkx> CHANSERV!!!!!! <+ponkx> HELLOOO!!!! <+ponkx> Can anyone help me? <+ponkx> Can I report him to my ISP? <+ponkx> Do you know his name? <+ponkx> I think it is my friend Benjamin from down the street. <@chookie> ponkx: It isn't a real person, it is a robot <+ponkx> OMG, a robot is after me
<@rbL> cloking mode on * @rbL hides <@Pagan999> WHAT IS CLOKING?! <@Pagan999> NEW SEKROT TECHNOLOGY!?
<@WizeGuy> I am going to shotli someonei if they can't speak correctli [14:09] <@Acidli> oh no plz notli meli :( [14:09] <@Acidli> I am acidli :(
<@Morfius> No not blameing you....you are thickhead and it's not your fault
@Pagan999> m0o Coolkill (Coolkill) Quit (Ping timeout) <@Pagan999> I killed ck with my m0o :( <@Ginseng> meanie!!! <@Pagan999> was a mistake :(
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
<@Ponder> the bolognaise sauce got a bit fiesty <@Ponder> it was spitting and bubbling and being scary <@Ponder> at one point I had to actually dive for cover <@Ponder> because it was so out of control <@wize> ph34r the bubbling sauce <@Ponder> seriously
* Pagan999 turns on SEKROT ASS WHOPKING TEKNOLKAGY!
<@bejb|> a boy had a parrot and forgot him in the fridge <@bejb|> he remembered it in few hours and went looking for the bird <@bejb|> he opens the fridge and says "who do my eyes see" <@bejb|> and the parrot replays "a penguin you little bastard"
<@Laurie> I be am! <@Laurie> woo yay !
<@Pagan999> and my tpying ksills are just fine!
<@Daybid> my pants smell funny <@Ponder> o.o <@WizeGuy> ... <@Ponder> no one's going to dare ask <@WizeGuy> I don't even wanna think <@Pagan999> they're right, I wouldn't dare ask
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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