The Official E-Zine of the DALnet IRC Network
February, 2005 Issue.

Letter from the Editor

Your Valentines messages

Guest Editorial
- Guest Editorial by wshs

Valentines Day
- Love is in the air
- Valentines history

User submissions
- Breaking the ice
- Gmail
- Pinakbet
- Sinigang
- Quits, Quotes, Quandries

Poetry
- It wasn't love but...
- To my love...
- Ode of the IRC Operator
- Angel

Short Stories
- Crime and punishment


Past Issues
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Ways to break the ice
by Rythm

[Here's some sappy but cute ways Rythm suggests you make your first move on a pretty girl. I wouldn't suggest you try #1 personally - Ed]


1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) You're under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.); She would say ; What are doing & respond, Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Are you from Greece? she answers. Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece...

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

12. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look that good.

17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Written By: Rythm
© (2005)

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