The Official E-Zine of the DALnet IRC Network
February, 2005 Issue.

Letter from the Editor

Your Valentines messages

Guest Editorial
- Guest Editorial by wshs

Valentines Day
- Love is in the air
- Valentines history

User submissions
- Breaking the ice
- Gmail
- Pinakbet
- Sinigang
- Quits, Quotes, Quandries

Poetry
- It wasn't love but...
- To my love...
- Ode of the IRC Operator
- Angel

Short Stories
- Crime and punishment


Past Issues
- Past Issues

   

Quits, quotes and quandries
by assorted folks

[As you can see some people have submitted their own quotes, keep 'em coming ;) - Ed]


<@byrnsy> hows things?
<@Knogle> fine fine
<@Knogle> getting ready for the big event :D
<@byrnsy> the big event?
<@Knogle> superbowl
<@byrnsy> lol
<@Knogle> *g*
<@byrnsy> american football
<@byrnsy> men in tights and helmets
<@Knogle> yup
<@byrnsy> ballet gone wrong
<@Knogle> hahaha

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

<@Blueyonder> Whats the diff between a software firewall and a hardware one?
<@byrnsy> one protects software
<@byrnsy> and the other hardware

I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

<@Moulin> yes, strap me down and abuse me <@Moulin> please

<@WizeGuy> HOPE THE BUBBLING SAUCE KILLS YOU NEXT TIME <@Ponder> I'm too FAST <@Ponder> with my diving for cover <@Ponder> for it to get me

<@Coolkill> mines 10sec <@Coolkill> bloody speedy thats what they call me <@Pagan999> I'm sure your wife does... but it's nothing to brag about CK

<@FruitLoop> [01:50:42a] <@FruitLoop> You like cars yes ?
<@FruitLoop> [01:50:46a] <@FruitLoop> or write about me !
<@FruitLoop> [01:50:46a] <@FruitLoop> :D
<@FruitLoop> [01:51:01a] <@key> mmm
<@FruitLoop> [01:52:02a] <@FruitLoop> hehe
<@FruitLoop> [01:52:40a] <@key> i might get too erotic if i write about you.
<@FruitLoop> [01:52:47a] <@FruitLoop> haha
<@FruitLoop> [01:52:51a] * FruitLoop pastes :P

GROPE [mastorrent GROPE reply]: my mom always told me not to talk to strangers

<@Ponder> I got my head stuck in the arm hole of my shirt <@Ponder> for like 15 minutes

(@Vanessa713): Once, my cat was watching a horror movie with my parents, n it was about cats..n my dads like "cat shouldn't be watchin this, she's gunna get ideas" lol

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